Things I never thought I needed.

I have noticed a little meme that has popped up on the blogosphere lately. People are typing their name and 'needs' into a Google search and publishing the unpredictable, weird, funny and uncanny results. I gave it a go:

Dylan needs rescuing.

Dylan needs to remain our top priority.

Dylan needs to chill from Independent

Dylan needs to be torn down and rebuilt from scratch.

Dylan needs to hope in this, but falls too quickly into the despair of his namesake, Dylan Thomas, who drank himself into the dark night.

Dylan needs a Black Woman

Dylan needs a new producer, or just to ask for approval of the master.

Dylan needs to repent and turn back to Jesus and Christianity

Dylan needs to go to the bathroom.

Dylan needs to speak out.

Dylan needs that money.

Dylan needs a lot of social stimulation.

Dylan needs treatment right away or his condition could kill him.

While I was doing this I felt a little strange, not only because of the untrodden paths of introspection that this little game threw in front of me, but because I actually dont feel like I need anything. Right now, I have what I need, so I decided to bend the rules, and searched "Dylan has":

Dylan has lived an unbelievable and, at times, an elusive life.

Dylan has all your fucking money, kid!

Dylan has been kidnapped and replaced by a digital copy.

Dylan has a way with words

Dylan has approved a film documenting his life.

Dylan has complete creative freedom.

Dylan has had a problem with behaviour since he was two.

Dylan has achieved something few ever attain.

Dylan has always positioned himself as opposed to those in power.

Dylan has created an almost unlimited universe of art.

That's better. I was named after two people with the same name, one of whom is famous and the other is really famous. Unfortunately this skewed the results somewhat. You should try this too if you really have nothing better to do, or in my case, if you're putting it off til later.